Welcome!

I’m super happy you’re here. It’s so cool that people come here and like read this stuff, and sometimes they say it makes them laugh or feel things. To me, a small normie doing my normie things, this kind of thing is nothing short of magical.

Now that’s out of the way I need to be honest and just tell you I’m not sure what’s going on here. People from The Real Life™ ask me what my blog is about and all I do is shrug. “My life, I guess? But I don’t really, or hardly ever, write about anything that actually happens in my life. Could say it’s like, my thoughts? But it’s not that serious or deep so it’s kind of just about whatever comes to my mind within the ten minutes after I open my laptop.”

this is me:

I chose a picture that felt flattering so you can eventually come to hate me based on my substandard command of language, or excessive whining, rather than my looks. Also, so that if you ever see me for realsies, you won’t recognise me. In a couple of months you’ll probably know way too much.

I’m 30 years old. I live in London and currently stay home with my 3 and 1 year old daughters. I try not to write about kids too much, because this is supposed to be something I do just for me… but they do come up.

Sometimes I publish short posts every day in few day long bursts, in the section called morning coffee. Read the housekeeping post for more details about that.

The rest of the stuff here is exactly the same, but less consistent and a little bit longer. I hope you like it. My mom and totally unbiased fiancé sure do.

Please comment and interact. I really think there’s nothing more rewarding to me in this whole world (she says, eyeing her children) than when I get to hear your thoughts about whatever it is I’m thinking about too. It’s like having friends, but without needing to regularly tidy my house. So, way better. K ily, ttyl.