I was trying so hard not LOL when reading this. At work. The spiders thing reminded me of that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where they were in that secret cave they found in her room and his ladylove was screaming her head off because all those things were crawling all over her. I would have done the same thing, honestly. Tall grass would be a red flag for me, too, just for the simple fact that in every movie I've seen, NOTHING good happens in tall grass. And, y'know, ticks. LOL
You could have said, "It’s kind of annoying how smug 'city people' are" and gotten no argument from me 😅 I'm not great at doing outdoors, either. Every time I camp, I have to stay up all night cos I can't sleep.
I was trying so hard not LOL when reading this. At work. The spiders thing reminded me of that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where they were in that secret cave they found in her room and his ladylove was screaming her head off because all those things were crawling all over her. I would have done the same thing, honestly. Tall grass would be a red flag for me, too, just for the simple fact that in every movie I've seen, NOTHING good happens in tall grass. And, y'know, ticks. LOL
Funny and wise. Leeches are definitely not good.
What a fun post!
You could have said, "It’s kind of annoying how smug 'city people' are" and gotten no argument from me 😅 I'm not great at doing outdoors, either. Every time I camp, I have to stay up all night cos I can't sleep.